March 2012
rogue-philosophy:
logicallypositive:
sinidentidades:
I hope Rick Santorum buys a taco that ends up falling apart all over him after the first bite.
i hope the aforementioned taco is none other than his wifes nether regions
But that would never happen, because he never goes down there.
Actually that taco no longer exists. It was surgically removed after they had had the desired number...
colonel-hans-landa-of-the-ss:
brainbytumblr:
double-baked:
DO THE MATH: LEGALIZE NOW.
Hot dogs are no joke. Almost died because of one.
February 2012
the-cold-revolution:
If a man has crabs and he has sex with a woman who also has crabs, do the invading crabs dominate the native crabs and make them their subjects, or do they work together in harmony for a common goal? Have crabs evolved to become more socially advanced than humans?
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
You know what causes more deaths than guns?
logicallypositive:
alcohol
cigarettes
cars
prescription narcotics
poor diet
lack of exercise
parasites
HIV/AIDS
suicide
malaria
various cancers
diabetes
fucking measles
diarrhea
respiratory diseases of the lungs
seriously. go look it up. DIARRHEA causes more death than firearms.
NDAA Nullification Passes Virginia Senate by a... →
good-gollymissmolly:
Today, the Virginia Senate took a firm stand in support of liberty, the Constitution for the United States, and the Constitution of Virginia by voting in favor of House Bill 1160 (HB1160), the “NDAA Nullification Act.”
The final vote was 39-1.
After a motion to recommit (delay until next year) went down to the wire before being rejected yesterday (report here), groups...
“The fact is the Great Depression ended largely thanks to a guy named Adolf...”
– from Paul Krugman’s Playboy interview.
Presented without further comment. (via evilteabagger)
statehate:
self-ownership:
Today in my political philosophy class the professor began with a bit of a thought experiment. She presented the following case to the class.
Imagine that you live within a neighborhood which has recently seen an increase in crime. Local authorities are never on time to prevent the crime, so a group of individuals within your neighborhood decide to take matters in...
